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I am such a sucker for corny humor, so I really, really love puns. Here are some more of my favorites from the Pun of the Day site (which, by the way, is a great site to bookmark for your morning internet browsing. It's a super way to start the day!)
A noun and a verb were dating but they broke up because the noun was too possessive.
Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself.
The indecisive rower couldn't choose either oar.
My brother wishes he could compose smutty verse as good as mine. Is this scribbling ribaldry?
The envelope's favorite thing to watch is on paper view.
The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.
The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.
Old colanders never die, they just can't take the strain anymore.
A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.
Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself.
The indecisive rower couldn't choose either oar.
My brother wishes he could compose smutty verse as good as mine. Is this scribbling ribaldry?
The envelope's favorite thing to watch is on paper view.
The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.
The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.
Old colanders never die, they just can't take the strain anymore.
A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.
