Fontocalypse - The Hello Vanny story

What is the tile of your movie?

Fontocalypse!

Art house, blockbuster, summer comedy, epic, zombie-apocalypse movie?
EPIC ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! All of the zombies are covered in ugly fonts like Comic Sans, Bleeding Cowboys, Zapfino + Cracked.

Who is directing?
The type nerd queen; Jessica Hische

Who is starring?
Megan Fisher + Lucas Sharp

What is the plot? Is it a comedy? Drama? Tragedy (I hope not!)?
A kid is bitten by the ugly font plague and the entire town is taken over. Megan Fisher and Lucas Sharp must save the day in this tragic zombie apocalypse.

Drama, obviously. There clearly is an epidemic of zombies covered in hideous type. And that my friend, is awful.

Did it win an award at the Oscars, Sundance or the Razzies?
Oscars!

What did you wear to the premiere?
I'd most likely be seen wearing a simple but elegant off white flowy dress followed with a high bun, a cute clutch and some jeffrey campbell platforms. Ohhh lala. :)

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Petticoats and Pussycats - The Vixen Vintage story

You're 80 years old, and Hollywood has purchased the rights to turn your bestselling memoirs into a feature film!

Cool!

What is the tile of your movie?

This is a tough one. Maybe "Petticoats and Pussycats"? Borderline dirty, but whatever ;)

Art house, blockbuster, summer comedy, epic, zombie-apocalypse movie?

Summer comedy, with tons of pretty sundresses and wide brimmed hats! And petticoats. And frolicking kittens.

Who is directing?

I really liked what Sophia Coppola did with Marie Antoinette, so I'll go with her. She'll take on a comedy, yeah? Yeah.

Who is starring?

Anne Hathaway. I've gotten a lot of "You look like Anne Hathaway!" lately, so sure, why not, I like her :)

What is the plot? Is it a comedy? Drama? Tragedy (I hope not!)?

A comedy! But not super silly, mostly sarcastic and witty.

Did it win an award at the Oscars, Sundance or the Razzies?

It may not have won "Best Picture" at the oscars, but it took "Best Costume Design" without question ;)

What did you wear to the premiere?

I would wear something pink and fluffy. With an amazing blue hairstyle.

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Oh Well - The story of Andi B. Goode

You're 80 years old, and Hollywood has purchased the rights to turn your bestselling memoirs into a feature film! What is the title of your movie?

“Oh Well.”

Art house, blockbuster, summer comedy, epic, zombie-apocalypse movie?

I'd like to think it might be a musical, but an indie or art house one - if it were a mainstream movie it wouldn't be quite acceptable for nothing much to happen (which is what the story of my life would look like) but it works well in alternative films. The musical element is just there because I've always wished my life could be like a musical - more for the random singing and dancing than anything else. And it might liven up my life story a bit. Ha!

Who is directing?

Rian Johnson – from Brick and The Brothers Bloom I can tell he has a certain feeling for that 'old timey' quality, if that makes sense, whilst still being fresh and new.

Who is starring?

Christina Ricci c. The Man Who Cried.

What is the plot? Is it a comedy? Drama? Tragedy (I hope not!)?

I tried to look into my crystal ball, as it were, but couldn't really get past my present so I've decided it can just be about me in my 20s (and it's a 'dramedy'):

A young girl, with social anxiety and a sometimes melancholic nature, living in South Australia spends too much time alone except for when she's not, does some knitting, eats pizza and wears vintage dresses, drifting through life with no particular direction.

Did it win an award at the Oscars, Sundance or the Razzies?

I'd say it would probably win a Razzie!

What did you wear to the premiere?

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